{"id":8316,"date":"2015-08-25T12:36:18","date_gmt":"2015-08-25T18:36:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/la-uno.com\/blog\/?p=8316"},"modified":"2015-08-25T00:37:04","modified_gmt":"2015-08-25T06:37:04","slug":"si-wes-anderson-hiciera-porno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/la-uno.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/25\/si-wes-anderson-hiciera-porno\/","title":{"rendered":"Si Wes Anderson hiciera porno&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aeopJiWnkFI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Wes Anderson es ese director de cine que tiene su forma muy peculiar de hacer las cosas, muchos han tratado de hacer honor a su arte imit\u00e1ndolo, pero hasta el momento nadie hab\u00eda hecho algo como &#8220;porno hecho por Wes Anderson&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Quien haya visto el trabajo de Wes Anderson comprender\u00e1 que esas escenas que se ven en el porno son algo sumamente dificil de lograr si piensas en &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/The Grand Budapest Hotel\">The Grand Budapest Hotel<\/a>&#8220;, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0838221\/?ref_=tt_rec_tti\">The Darjeeling Limited<\/a>&#8221; o &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0362270\/?ref_=nm_flmg_dr_11\">The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou<\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>El trabajo ha sido hecho por <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCSBqoJfG3s8GIpujvVTalyA\">Nacho Punch<\/a>\u00a0con el titulo\u00a0<em>The Grand Sausage Pizza [La Pizza de Salchicha Grande]<\/em>\u00a0y la sinopsis seguro que te suena familiar: una chica rubia\u00a0pide una pizza; un atractivo repartidor con un bigote enorme llama a la puerta; la inocente rubia no tiene dinero para pagarle&#8230; Y el resto se lo pueden\u00a0imaginar -o simplemente ver el video.<\/p>\n<p>Eso s\u00ed, todo ello bajo una atm\u00f3sfera <i>na\u00eff<\/i> repleta de colores pastel y planos sim\u00e9tricos mezclados con un sutil erotismo que har\u00e1 que te ruborices o te mueras de risa.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/la-uno.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/el-porno-segun-wes-anderson-body-image-1440414051.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-8317\" src=\"http:\/\/la-uno.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/el-porno-segun-wes-anderson-body-image-1440414051.png\" alt=\"el-porno-segun-wes-anderson-body-image-1440414051\" width=\"1268\" height=\"514\" srcset=\"https:\/\/la-uno.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/el-porno-segun-wes-anderson-body-image-1440414051.png 1268w, https:\/\/la-uno.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/el-porno-segun-wes-anderson-body-image-1440414051-300x122.png 300w, https:\/\/la-uno.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/el-porno-segun-wes-anderson-body-image-1440414051-1024x415.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1268px) 100vw, 1268px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"pvc_clear\"><\/div>\n<p id=\"pvc_stats_8316\" class=\"pvc_stats all  \" data-element-id=\"8316\" style=\"\"><i class=\"pvc-stats-icon medium\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\" data-prefix=\"far\" data-icon=\"chart-bar\" role=\"img\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewBox=\"0 0 512 512\" class=\"svg-inline--fa fa-chart-bar fa-w-16 fa-2x\"><path fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M396.8 352h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8V108.8c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v230.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8zm-192 0h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8V140.8c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v198.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8zm96 0h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8V204.8c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v134.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8zM496 400H48V80c0-8.84-7.16-16-16-16H16C7.16 64 0 71.16 0 80v336c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h464c8.84 0 16-7.16 16-16v-16c0-8.84-7.16-16-16-16zm-387.2-48h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8v-70.4c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v70.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8z\" class=\"\"><\/path><\/svg><\/i> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading\" src=\"https:\/\/la-uno.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/page-views-count\/ajax-loader-2x.gif\" border=0 \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"pvc_clear\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wes Anderson es ese director de cine que tiene su forma muy peculiar de hacer las cosas, muchos han tratado de hacer honor a su arte imit\u00e1ndolo, pero hasta el momento nadie hab\u00eda hecho algo como &#8220;porno hecho por Wes Anderson&#8221;. 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